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Mooses with Bazookas T-shirt + SIGNED Book

Mooses with Bazookas T-shirt + SIGNED Book

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Grab a SIGNED copy of Mooses with Bazookas (Hardcover) along with our fun "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Mooses with Bazookas" T-Shirt!

- This new shirt is breathable heather, a poly-cotton blend.

- This is a new style of shirt and is sized differently than our other shirts. Most sizes in this new shirt are longer, but other than that are more traditionally sized. Consult the sizing chart below to help with your size choice. See comparison images in our sizing chart (link below).



Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that reading it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.

“FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”
—Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose

“ASTOUNDING problems at the sentence level and beyond.” 
—Dr. Roger Johns, Ph. D.

“S. D. SMITH IS in dire need of A GENIUS editor.”
—Art Simonson, Inner Ring Magazine

“This author had nothing MUCH BETTER to do THAN destroy the language of DICKENS, SHAKESPEARE, AUSTEN!”
—Yammy Tork, Good Lit Guild

S. D. Smith has been called “America’s aft-most wordsmith” and is the award-losing author of more than ten books and less than thirty-seven books. He is half-man, half-rabbit, and half-mathematician. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children, because it would be kinda weird to live with some other family and super weird not to live in West Virginia.

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Softcover 5" x 8"

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Praise for Mooses with Bazookas

  • “Ridiculous and hilarious. Stories you don't want to stop reading just because you wonder what other crazy and weird thing can happen next. The 12-year-old laughed out loud the whole time he read this book (who said pre-teens were hard to entertain?!); the 10-year-old has never read a book so fast.”

     

    Val

  • “Pure fun in the style of Lemony Snicket. But without the super depressing-ness of Lemony Snicket. If you like purposefully bad writing with big words and inside jokes, read this book."

     

    Haley Annabelle

  • “Mooses with Bazookas by SD Smith is a delightful book that quickly became our go-to bedtime read for our 10-year-old boy and 13-year-old girl...SD Smith's witty humor shines through, making the overall reading experience thoroughly enjoyable.”

     

    Charlesa

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"I smiled my way through this book. There are some hilarious lines in it, along with some sweetly thought-provoking ones. The writing style reminded me of Lemony Snicket at times. So much fun!” —Bethany

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SIGNED: Green Ember, Jack Zulu, and Mooses with Bazookas

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Green Ember Author S. D. Smith

About S. D. Smith

S. D. SMITH lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children. Smith creates new stories with an old soul from his writer's shed, The Forge. Sam loves his family, soccer, Africa, walks, chocolate chip cookies, and the sound of a perfect high five.

Vintage adventure. Moral imagination. Classic virtue.
Finally, stories we all love. Just one more chapter, please!